Shrimp are the tomatoes of the sea.
Yes, make shore you sea the directions first. In a bowl, combine shrimp, onion, jalapeño, cucumber, and cilantro. Add lime juice and Clamato; toss to mix well. Chill in refrigerator 20-30 minutes. For the next 30 minutes, pour yourself a Clamato and meditate on the fact that an angel must have been the first person to combine clams and tomatoes. Serve ceviche cold with tostadas or soda crackers.